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OKAY SO EVERYONE WHO READS THIS YOU BETTER READ IT AND BE AFRAID BECAUSE THIS IS A WARNING TO YOU TO ALL OF YOU BECAUSE I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL IF YOU DON'T LISTEN AND READ. THIS SEXY ASS GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL KIND AMAZING WONDERFUL CARING GENEROUS CHICK OF PERFECTION IS MY BEST FRIEND. MINE. MINE MINEMINEMIENMINERNEMIENIEMIENIEMEMIENSIerljSlksjflsfsl MINE. IS SHE YOURS NO SHE IS MY SEXY ASS LITTLE GIBLET BEST FRIEND AND I LOVE HER A LOT AND SHE IS MOI BEST FROND. AND IF YOU HURT HER IM FINDING YOU AND IM SHOVING A PICKLE UP YOUR ASS. SHE IS AMAZING AND IF YOU EVER TELL HER DIFFERENT IM SHOVING NINE PICKLES UP YOUR ASS AND ANOTHER DOWN YOUR THROAT SO YOU CAN'T BREATH. SHE MEANS A LOT TO ME AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE WHICH IS WHY SHE IS PERFECT AND I LOVE HER AND SHE AMAZING AND YES IVE SAID THAT BECAUSE SHES MY BFFFFFFF AND WE'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER AND GOING TO COLLEGE TOGETHER AND EATING NOTHING BUT INDIAN FOOD BECAUSE SHES AMAZING AND PERFECT AND I LOVE HER SO YAH YOU CAN JUST SLAP YOURSELF BECAUSE SHE IS MINE. GOODBYE. I LOVE YOU JAY From *TwistedCrimsonShadow
Well jaypoo you are probably the best friend and first that I made on DA,I love you... Your sooooooo sexy in every way your perf 0: and anyone who hurts you i'll get off my bony backside and hunt them down and I will sit on their faces DDD.One day I shall fly to your country and we shall watch tv,talk about Lady Gaga and make art 8D I heard you like indian food too so we can live on that and become fat from all the curries and whatever we stuff our faces on xD i'm rambling on now but I don't know what I can say now cause I cannot describe how much you mean to me. You are my Jaypoo my only jaypoo and I luff you <3 DANCE,SEX,ART POP AND RADONLIGHTS -~ghostly-silence
Hey there, I'm Jay! I'm just another artist/Little Monster, feel free to read this if you want to know more about me!
Little Mons†er (noun): Someone who lives and breathes Lady Gaga. We make clothes out of random household materials, spend hours learning her dances, and cry about how much we love her when we're drunk. We're easily identifiable; the more extreme little monsters usually have white hair and crazy makeup, but every little monster can be distinguished from a crowd. I acknowledge that we are all batshit crazy. She's a psycho little monster. if you don't like Lady Gaga, that's fine, but i'd prefer if you didn't start an argument about it with me. thank you! c: Watch me for 5 's <3 I'm 16 years old I'm Canadian I'm pansexual if you're having a join.me, leave a comment on my page, i'd love to watch! (if i'm even on) I don't really have a phone, but I call my iPod my phone. You pretty much need to have a sense of humour to get along with me I've been drawing since I was 13 I'd love to get to know you better, so why don't you leave a comment and introduce yourself?
"And can any of you, by worrying, add a single hour to the span of your life?"
I'LL GET TO THIS EVENTUALLY
Contest prize for =NecroTiger - Lucifur and Aura humping c;
COMMISSION SLOT 1: CLOSED COMMISSION SLOT 2: CLOSED COMMISSION SLOT 3: CLOSED and the secret santa presents.. but those are secrets!
THANK YOU FOR VISITING MY PAGE
“When you make music or write or create, it's really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex with whatever idea it is you're writing about at the time. ” ― Lady Gaga